Eh?

I feel like I am living in Alberta. It's fucking freezing out.

Where I am staying, right now - when I look out the window, it looks like....

Ugh, I can't even describe it.

Horrible.

So cold.

fuck.

COLD... SO VERY COLD. AND EARLY!

Everywhere. Except places in the South Pacific. Or Southern Atlantic. Or Indian Oceans. But not too far South, 'cause it gets cold down there too.

Holy Crap what was up with the CRAZY ass wind storm Saturday night? And oh, by the way? Totally didn't know that it was daylight savings time on Sunday, until I called my mother en route to work where she asked me what I was doing up so early going to work so early. I was all like what are you talking about? And then she informed me that it wasn't at all 9:30 but 8:30am. I, as you can PROBABLY imagine, was not totally impressed. In fact? I was so unimpressed I called The Audiophile to wake him up so he could suffer too. Now that is very un-Zen-Yoga-Friendly of me. But he got it. He understood that a text message wouldn't convey the utter FRUSTRATION I was suffering from. Thank goodness he's so nice.

Speaking of nice, I'd like to extend a HUGE thank you to the highly self absorbed people I had the pleasure of dealing with today. I'd like to thank you for showing me the ideal way NOT to treat other people. I would like to know where you get your attitudes from, because even though you may be of money? Your attitudes are cheap and tawdry.