2 pints of guinness, 1.5 pints of granville honey lager, 2 bottles of shaftsbury four twenty and a mudslide...equals one very drunk woman... who wants to take advantage? Only sexy men need apply (or women; you know who you are... want some chocolate?).
93.5 rounds of booze on the wall... Take one down, and give it to Gwyn... who has had a shitty day... go to the liquor store again... 93 rounds of booze on the wall, 93 rounds of booze... too drunk to finish this post, I think I will go and eat some dry toast...
Sad thing is? this has been the theme even before I started drinking... sigh.
:P
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Hey...I made a drunk-esque post yesterday too. Mmmmm...chocolate. And beer. ;)
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