Apartment Nazis Part Deux

That name came from my mother. She said the apartment freakazoids remind her of the soup nazi from Seinfeld. I laughed my ass off and decided to title my post this. If it offends you? Too bad, read something else.

Yup, I have just had about enough of the planet and the hairless assholes that cling to it like... er whoa, that could get really offensive. Back away from the key board, breathe deep and chill Gwynabella, Chiiiillll...

So I may (or may not) continue my quest for a new abode tonight. I will expand futher the point after I rant.

The scary thing is, even with real estate prices rising, I could still afford to BUY a place and pay less a month than to rent. I swore I would never own again, couldn't deal with the whole strata thing:

210: 310's dog barks too much.
310: Well 312 slams their cupboards at 9 in the morning when I am a sleeping housewhatever, and it disturbs me.
312: Well, 412 clip clops all over her floor in her heels during the day so I bang the cupboards to make a point.
310: Well, see Mr. Strata Presidente, the banging of the cupboards cause my little shitzoo to bark. So really 210 should be getting mad at 412 since she is causing 312 to bang cupboards and is causing my widdle muffinwuffin to bark so.
318: Where is all our strata money going to? I want print outs dammit. I want balance sheets and financial records.
adnauseum...

note: No one has a problem dealing with the STUPID mundane shit that 210,310, 312 and 412 are creating. Someone like 318 wants important info? He gets blasted for being a nosey no-good too much meddling asswipe.

ANYWAYS...
So, it has been brought to my attention that maybe I should just BUY a place and screw all you hosebags that feel like I can't afford your place or whatever your concern is.

However, a friend (we will call her The Teacher), she pointed out that they are probably crazy because they've been burned before. I agree. And The teacher even added a 'BUT STILL!' which made me happy and I felt vindicated in calling the psychos all sorts of derogitory names. Yay me.

In other, more happy news:
A friend, we will call him Nori since that is his name, is leaving for Japan tomorrow. He is the friend of the guy that the Audiophile works with. We will call Audiophile's co-worker Beer Guzzler, because that is what he does.

Anyways, so Beer Guzzler, The Audiophile and myself (that could be a movie title, or an awesome study case for future personality disorder specialists) are going out tonight to send Nori off to Japan. Shall be fun.

I have been doing very well in the relm of Yoga and getting fit. I feel that Smoking Yogini may be too much of a task and I may put her to bed for a bit. We'll see. But, with regards to practice, it has been coming along nicely, and I am pleased to say that my jeans fit a little *looser* today. *GLEE*