Thursday, May 25, 2006

The Tralfamadorians are coming to visit tonight!

So, I looked at my midterm a little more closely. Looks like if I got the first part right (geeze and I thought I did), I would have done considerably well. Oh Well.
The lesson learned here is not to do a months worth of work in a day. You will fuck up and subesquently fail. Or at least get fired or something.

I was sadly disappointed by the fact that I didn't get to watch the Daily Show last night. So sad. Everything else that is on is pure shite. Save Seinfeld. Thank god for Seinfeld.

Not really much in the news folks:

I seem to attract the worst kinds of people on the bus. Why the hell do random strangers want to strike up conversations with me? Hello? I don't want to speak with you I am READING. I don't know you and you are a scary man, please just don't talk to me anymore.

Or you get the dudes who make a bunch of obnoxious noises just outside of your periphial, perifial? Side view? side view thing so that when you turn around to look at what the hell is making all the racket BINGO you've invited them to have a conversation with you. It's really fucking annoying.

My neighbours to the (lets see... face north and they are...) right of my space I think were having some sort of orgy or something. Or more like rough housing that turned into an orgy. Or they were watching porn. I don't really know. It was loud and the dude said some choice words like sac whore or something. Nice. 'Hey sweets. You're my bestest sacwhore. But not you, you're a sachog.'

I came home yesterday and discovered a new medicine cabinet had been installed. This I knew was going to happen, I did not however, expect it to be GINORMOUS. or how ever you spell that word.

The thing is massive. I am actually a little jealous. I had a shite crap ass tiny thing for a medicine cabinet and now just as I am moving out I get to look at (not use, because that would be counterproductive) a really nice fancy fuckin' medicine cabinet. Oh, and they replaced the light fixtures too. So its real purdy now. Nice. Thanks.

One small vindication? It's all off centre. Bwhaha.

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